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Geekys’ Diary – War and Wyboston
Friday 2nd July, 1667 Up betimes about 7 o’clock and see the latest edition of Ye Economist is already laid out for me by my manservant, Grimace. ‘Cyberwar – the threat from ye Internet’, screams the...
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Lern yerself ‘Fockney’– Forensic rhyming slang
Cockney will be dead in 30 years. At least, that’s what the people who worry about dialects say. The familiar London patois, famous the world over and reproduced with tender, loving inaccuracy by all...
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Geekys’ diary – Sex and Sharp Practice
Wednesday 11th August, 1667 Up and to ye Starbuckke house for a Latte, the very vapours of which do help dispel a lingering hangover, for I did make too merry last eve with my good friend Mr....
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The Forensicator’s Windows Song
Data forensics is seldom something the average examiner feels like singing about, especially after a hard day’s trawl through the cesspit of some foul offender’s C drive. Small wonder, then, that one...
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Christmas Evenin’ All
The gentry watch the workers enjoy their Christmas fayre It was Christmas Eve in the unit Two analysts languished there Hungover, tired and jaded Tinsel shreds stuck in their hair...
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The Dickens of a tale
No one conjures up the sense and spirit of the Victorian era or, indeed, the traditional Christmas like Charles Dickens – probably the best loved author of his time and far beyond. Tremendously...
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Chin chin, Mr Chandler
When it comes to classic crime writing, Raymond Chandler has to be top of the tree. Inventor of the ultimate in hard-boiled investigators, Philip Marlowe, Chandler had an urgent, waspish style of his...
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You Cannot Be Siri-ous
All Hail the iPhone 4s ! Well, the newest, shiniest, grooviest Apple gadget has finally arrived and such is the excitement that online order times are estimated to take at least a fortnight to process....
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Not Keats and Not Forensics
… But still in the spirit of cocking up the classics and uncovering hidden truths Odious Autumn Season of myths and callow youthfulness Close-bosom friend of Mr Murdoch’s Sun; Conspiring with it how...
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Girlie’s Xmas Annual – Part I
Hello World! And welcome to Girlie’s Xmas Xtravaganza ! Well, the Festive Season is upon us and Girlie Geek Productions has been hard at work to bring you extra lolz. We freely admit that it’s been...
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